I'm pretty awesome. I read it in a book somewhere.
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cosmo tip #277
spit jizz into his eye and see how he likes it
The tags for this were
#see how he likes it
and
#it doesn’t even have to be his jizz it can be mystery jizz
so yeah auto-reblog for mystery jizz
AUTO-REBLOG FOR MYSTERY JIZZ
Source: expertcosmotips
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It looks like Barney the Purple Dinosaur loved himself all over some fries.
