June 2012
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Text Exchange
Her: I’m a study in coincidental happenings. Me: A beautiful Amazonian study. Her: I’m just a tall jungle happening. Join me in the quest for simultaneous humor and love. Me: That sounds like a TV show I would watch. Me: It would be like The New Girl but without the qualities that make me want to shank Zooey Deschanel. Her: So less bangs and skirts and adorableness and more...
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cosmo tip #277
merrillkaye:
expertcosmotips:
spit jizz into his eye and see how he likes it
The tags for this were
#see how he likes it
and
#it doesn’t even have to be his jizz it can be mystery jizz
so yeah auto-reblog for mystery jizz
AUTO-REBLOG FOR MYSTERY JIZZ
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We can only feel sorry for ourselves when our misfortunes are still supportable;...
– Marjane Satrapi, “Persepolis”
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Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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