danielxcyrus asked: lol kidding but i'll ask a real question as redemption haha: if there was one thing in the world, anything at all, that you could have right now what would it be?
danielxcyrus asked: let's sext ;P
I always say how bullied I am, but no one listens. What do I have to do so...– 14-year-old JAMES RODEMEYER, in a Facebook posting on September 9; days later, he would commit suicide over anti-gay slurs directed at him at school and on the Internet. Rodemeyer taped a message four months ago as part of the “It Gets Better Project,” saying, in part, “Love yourself and you’re...
Her: I wish there were zumba tonight. Her: I guess that will be an up for when I get certified, I can “do” zumba whenever I want. Me: Do zumba for me! Me: brb Me: I’m getting cupcakes. Me: …God, those were the three most tragic statements of my life.
You may not actually hear voices today, but you’re likely aware of the guidance...– Today’s horoscope: schizophrenia usually hits in your mid-twenties. Just relax and let it happen. (via luckypaperstars)
The WalMart edit of Lady Gaga’s “Speechless” cracks me up, only because I hear things wrong. Instead of raising a glass to all her “fucked up friends”, she raises a glass to all her “wrecked-up friends”. I, of course, hear that she’s raising a glass to all her “rectal friends”. I’ll never sing it the real way, ever.
If Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosted The Emmys next...
littlemisscynic: ovariesbeforebrovaries: It would be the best ever Seriously THE BEST EVER Their brains it would be the absolute best THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.
Him: Kate Winslet Him: Oh, you gorgeous thing. Me: Right? I gasped when I saw her. Him: I can only imagine what seeing her in person would be like. Him: I’d probably pass out. Me: I’d burst into tears. Me: Really, I would. Me: I’d just start crying for no good reason.
How To Be A Dick
motheatenmusicalbroacde: salesonfilm: 1. Go to a late night screening of Contagion. 2. Cough through the whole movie. LOL! I still need to see this movie. Looks like I have plans for next weekend.
grimmauld-place: mr. schuester is honestly the nickelback of glee I just laughed so hard I actually choked on air.
thecommonraven asked: Twenty-three. and Twenty-seven. por favor!
THESE ARE ACTUALLY GOOD QUESTIONS. →
cuddlysweaters: kristinerenee: 1. the person i like and why i like them. 2. a famous person i’ve been compared to. 3. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex. 4. the best thing that has happened to me this week. 5. weird things i do when i’m alone. 6. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks. 7. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look. 8. my last night out in...