July 2011
Everyday
Me: Would you like chips or a drink with that today?
Customer: Ugh, no. That's all.
Me: That's all?
Customer: YES.
Me: Alright, your chicken burrito will be $6.71.
Customer: Wait, I wanted chips and guacamole.
Me: Alright... your burrito, chips and guac will be $8.86.
Customer: K.
Me: $1.14 is your change.
Customer: Um, what about my drink?
Me: I'm sorry?
Customer: I. Need. My. Drink.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't hear you say you wanted one. This one's on me today.
Customer: Okay.
Me: ....bitch.
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58 Random Things About Tonight's SYTYCD
1. I spent all night swimming only to come home and find out my hot water is out. And I’m not taking a cold shower. So I reek like chlorine I am not pleased. 2. But yay dancing! 3. I’m loving Cat’s Nancy Sinatra-esque look tonight. That dress looks amazing on her, especially with those long legs. 4. I’m not even going to try and guess who choreographed this...
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75 Random Things About Tonight's SYTYCD
1. Should I pour another glass of wine before I start? 2. God, what a stupid question. 3. OH! I forgot about Gaga! 4. Is Cat Deeley wearing toilet paper as a dress? Did she buy stock in Charmin? 5. Really, Jordan? Pirouettes into a develope? GET A NEW TRICK. 6. Y’all, this judge’s panel right here. I don’t even know. I’m over-gaying already. 7. ...
alextimmons asked: 12, 19, 27, et 46.
Bring It.
Your ex texted you and wanted you back. Would you take him/her back?
Has anyone told you “forever and ever” then left?
Your relationship status?
Where did you meet your crush(es)?
Have you ever lost a close friend?
Do you smoke weed regularly?
Think back to the beginning of 2011. Are you still dating the same person?
Would you parents be mad if you were in a...
Anonymous asked: P0ST N00DZ
Anonymous asked: when did you lose your virginity? what was it like?
thecommonraven asked: And if I may, a follow up:
Fuck, Marry or Kill:
Nick, Iveta or Wade Robson
Fuck, Marry or Kill:
Nick, Iveta or Wade Robson
thecommonraven asked: Fuck, Kill, Marry: Nigel Lithgoe, Mary Murphy, Lil C.
danielxcyrus asked: have u ever sent a naked photo to someone?
TMI Tuesday
I want more asks.
I just learned how to post .gifs. Give me a reason to do it.
(No, seriously.)
danielxcyrus asked: best sexual experience, that maybe isn't your hand lmao
danielxcyrus asked: if you could have sex with anyone in the world, who would it be? where would you do it? lol
corycorybobory asked: Would you rather have the power to make any random person cum just by thinking it...or be able to cum at any moment just by thinking it
danielxcyrus asked: if you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
Anonymous asked: last sexual experience
TMI Tuesday
corycorybobory:
ichoosedisco:
Would you rather…
Fuck Kill Marry
This or That
Personal Questions
Creepy Anons
Random Questions
Advice
Love/Hate
Anonymous Secrets
Anything you want!
you know you wanna
Sure, why not?
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IM Exchange
Me: I’m bored. Me: Dance for me. Him: I don’t so much dance… Him: …as not dance
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65 Random Things About Tonight's SYTYCD
1. Cat’s dress looks like a costume from “Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark”. 2. And don’t even get me started on that pile. 3. And we open with a Tyce Diorio Broadway routine. Frickin’ fantastic. 4. Though there’s always the chance that it’s a Jason Gillikin routine. 5. I’m only bored and not completely hating it, so there’s the...
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72 Random Things About Tonight's SYTYCD
1. I can’t emphasize this enough: Cat Deeley got nominated for an Emmy. 2. OMG ALLSTARS TONIGHT!!! 3. Of the 10 introductions, 4 of them did spinny-spinny, Jordan did not raise any legs, Ricky did a back flip and no dance moves, and I only remember Tadd’s intro because it’s the only non-contemporary thing I saw. 4. That sums it up, right? 9 jazz/contemporary and...
“Yes, it’s rather funny, really, that next to no-one realised the snake that...”
– J.K. Rowling (source)
*spazzy flail*
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“Our favorite tactic is the silent treatment, right? That is our JAM. Our man...”
– Whitney Cummings, “Moneyshot” (via tashab)
